Funny but TRue -

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life...
The wives want both!

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.


No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife

Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.


Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.


Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It
only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!





A friend recently explained why he refuses to get married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.


It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she is in love the most;
and when a man does that... the slide show begins.


It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!


Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
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