Tuesday, 9 August 2011

English - Women Vs Men

Women's English VS Men's English


WOMEN’S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now



MEN’S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired


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